Sat, 26 January 2008 This is the ballad of the country music pharaoh He lives in Texas, may not be Egypt, it sure ain't Ontario He is the King of his domain, the Sphinx of cowboys He has a four wheel drive for a chariot yeah he's a good old boy One day he came home with hole in his head he said, "Baby I think maybe we got some kind of worry, get the doggies, grab 'em round, call my lawyer up in town, I fear soon I may be dead, and in my will I want it read.... If I die, shoot my horse kill my dog and my wife of course oh., bury me in my pick-up truck cause in the afterlife, you know my ford can't suck Oh please make sure that in my tomb I’ve got my ten gal hat and my rhinestone boots I'll need my six gun shooter t'keep the devil at bay I'm gonna nail that sucker, yippeee-ka-yi-yay....." Then he lay down, tried to soothe his nagging doubts played his guitar one last time but found no twang in the sound "Oh woe is me, I can't believe, my time has come my final grief but I'll take you all along with me, cause I'm the Pharaoh, yeah that's me! If I die, shoot my horse kill my dog and my wife of course oh., bury me in my pick-up truck cause in the afterlife, you know my ford can't suck Oh please make sure that in my tomb I've got my ten gal hat and my rhinestone boots I’ll need my six gun shooter t’keep the devil at bay I'm gonna nail that sucker, yippeee-ka-ya-yay....." www.yeehaacowboys.com Comments[0] |
