Sun, 27 January 2008 Walkin' along feelin' down used to have the number one band in town now I'm just a washed up fool lookin' for a hit, man ain't life cruel Went to Mountain Records yesterday said old man ya' got nothin' to say I'm searchin' for a melody everywhere a hook, a riff, whatever you can spare I think about you every day I think about you every night I wonder why you left my side I think about you all the time all the lonely nights I cried feelin' like I could have died now I've got the Twang, the Twang, the Twang! So I stormed right back to the record company looked em' in the eye and said "you better sign me!" I got the Twang you fraud and it's coming from above I got a song, a sound, the kids are gonna love Well I've found myself a number one hit song every motherfucker wants to tag along this old man's a badass dude with the glitter shirts and a Nashville attitude I think about you every day I think about you every night I wonder why you left my side I think about you all the time all the lonely nights I cried feelin' like I could have died now I've got the Twang, the Twang, the Twang! I got a manger took me on a world tour made a ton of dough, now I’ll never be poor won a couple Grammy's, got a Puffy re-mix hit rock bottom sleepin' with the Dixie Chicks I played the festivals with kids half my age scared the shit outta me when they burned half the stage man I tell ya they gotta' whole a lotta' pain touring with the hip hop had me goin' insane I think about you every day I think about you every night I wonder why you left my side I think about you all the time all the lonely nights I cried feelin' like I could have died now I've got the Twang, the Twang, the Twang! So you're probably wondering how this song's gonna end why I quit the music biz all over again the Twang up and left me right in a flash cause' I got too greedy with all of that cash Booze, and broads, and gambling debts I spent my last $20 bucks on a hooker in fishnets let this be a lesson to you one and all If you get caught up in it you're bound to catch a fall I think about you every day I think about you every night I wonder why you left my side I think about you all the time all the lonely nights I cried feelin' like I could have died now I've got the Twang, the Twang, the Twang! www.yeehaacowboys.com Comments[0] |
